@chu Thank you. I will never ever get sick of Cybertruck schadenfreude. Natural justice is my favourite kind of justice.

@chu Ahh the #wankpanzer, so delicate.

@chu every single thing I ever hear about this enormous clustertruck of a vehicle is worse and funnier than the last.

@chu Driver inside the cybertruck:

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@chu Musks "wank-panzer" is junk.

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I’m really curious about how they withstand a rainstorm. The coming stories of splitting apart doing a u-ee will be… expected.

@chu Makes me wonder what'll happen to them if it rains.

@chu Remember when Musk said the Cybertruck would be able to cross small bodies of water?

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I love everything about this.

@chu Because real men don't wash

@chu https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-no-match-for-car-wash-1851417011

@chu “waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat”😆

@chu @pallenberg das ist doch was zum kurz lachen 😅

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The dystopian future is gonna be lit. Gangs of techbros marauding around the suburbs in Cybertrucks, and little kids trying to dodge them while spraying them with garden hoses 😬

@chu The #CyberTruck has worse #QualityControl and #Craftsmanship than the fucking #Trabant P601 and that thing was a cheap piece of fiber-reinforced phenolic resin on steel tubes with a two-cylinder, two-stroke air-cooled engine that couldn't even bother to have a fuel pump but had to be gravity-fed!

Yet their panel gaps were far less crooked and their cars don't get stained by rain dying up on their surface...

Even the #DeLoream #DMC12 did that #Sheetmetal look better and didn't have the #rust issues...

#Tesla #RustBucket #CyberRust #EpicFail #Wankpanzer #Wanker #WankerCar #SuperUselessVehicle

@chu FFS #ElonMusk 🙈

@chu sauce : https://futurism.com/cybertruck-brick-car-wash
The rest of the story while not as fun gives a bit more context for people not following the subject

@chu "Car Wash Mode", hilarious.

@chu there is no carwash in postapocalyptic Musk worlds! ^^

@chu 😂

@chu there's more 🤣🤣🤣

( source https://www.carscoops.com/2023/10/tesla-model-y-owner-receives-21000-repair-bill-for-battery-damage-caused-by-driving-in-the-rain/ )

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@chu fu*king wild.

@chu @jimbob so not the noise you want to hear from a big electrical system that’s just suffered water damage

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@chu I guess they're just expecting that car washes won't exist in a post-apocalyptic world. That's actually reasonable.

@chu All front, no substance. Very true to the Elon Musk brand!

@chu So that’s a “car” that’s incompatible with a “car wash”, right? The sheer stupidity of the modern age and its designers is breathtaking.

@chu Norway has some of the highest ownership % by population of both EVs and Tesla's.

Cybertrucks would neither be allowed on, nor survive our roads & weather if it can't handle a car wash

@chu
So, basically a sculpture of Elon.
Looks and acts like a brute but in reality very sensitive with a lot of care issues.

@chu xD thanks xD

@chu
Fits perfectly with the latest @TheWarOnCars episode https://mastodon.social/@TheWarOnCars/112281238087597662

@chu https://www.pcmag.com/news/elon-musk-teases-mod-package-that-turns-cybertruck-into-a-boat

@chu the Incel Camino is like the incel; does not wash.

@chu for a bet, I've gone through a carwash on a recumbent bike and both me and the bike came out unharmed (and I was a rotisserie chicken richer, too)

it's cool to know that I - a disabled person and famously a massive whiny bitch - am more robust than a hundred thousand usd wankpanzer

@chu https://futurism.com/cybertruck-brick-car-wash

@chu the car equivalent to $1000 hand wash only t-shirts

@chu I love the category they've filed the story in -

Cyber Paperweight / Advanced Transport

genuine lol

@chu hand wash only.

Did anyone check its tag for this icon?

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@chu Advanced Transport ™️

@chu can survive the apocalypse but not the carwash? Figures

@chu didn’t pay teslas carwash subscription?

@chu Real men don’t wash their cars. Or something.

@chu Under the divisive body, it's clearly a POS. However, I'm one of those dorks who thinks the design looks kinda cool, or did. The production model isn't massively different from the prototypes they showed off, but the slight differences make all the difference. The stance is wonky in the production model. Instead of the slightly raised back end and larger bed, it is lower and the bed is smaller and misaligned panels makes it look dumpy, instead of the aggressive look they were going for.

@chu This is so much "Homer Simpson designs a car", that would be funny if it had not got as far as being actually made!

@chu Listen I really want to feel bad for the customers but... Wait no I don't 😂

@chu They need to put that in rice

@GottaLaff !

@chu

Squirtle used Water Cannon!

It's super effective!

Cyberdouche has fainted!

@chu So what I am getting from this thread is that we are all SUPER STOKED to get the chips wired into our heads on Mars.

@chu The Joker line "ya get what ya f'ing deserve" applies to this wholeheartedly.

@chu This is the quintessential SUV of these days. Look like a serious vehicle, but built to transport one occupant, their a Gucci handbag and a Chihuahua. At twice the weight and three times the fuel consumption than actually necessary. These cares are first and foremost statement pieces. They don't have to be particularly useful aside from that. Not that that's an excuse. But an explanation.

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So tough! 😆

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Unbelievable.

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@kaffando