Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋

the so-called ninja sword ban in the UK is a repeat of the 1988 ban of every single Japanese medieval weapon by name including katanas, shuriken, and even kusarigama, a weird flail.

This is because British politicians were terrified of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and that fear never ended

Medien: 1

a stealth video game called "GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT" where you have to escape contrived scenarios in like Air Force One or like a bunker as someone attacks

highest level is 70 year old Prez with bad knees and low stamina

brazilian bluesky has given me a terrifying recommendation, weigh your partner's balls every morning and night to ensure no unauthorized ejaculations