Craig Hockenberry

As you look at your 401K in shambles, keep in mind that someone in this administration made an “investment" that earned 2,100% _in one hour_.

If you knew what they knew, you could have made $2.1M from $100K today. Or if you're an asshole billionaire, a lot more.

Good luck investigating this insider trading. Guess which branch of government is in charge of monitoring this illegal behavior?

Medien: 1

Who was in charge of alignment here?

Medien: 1

When you start seeking rent on the livelihood of artists, I don’t think you get to claim you work at the intersection of Technology and Liberal Arts anymore.

https://news.patreon.com/articles/understanding-apple-requirements-for-patreon

@Gargron Do you know that you can send a Googlebot user agent when resolving the card metadata? It avoids the various redirections that happen because of cookies, regions, and whatnot.

The current cards confuse a lot of folks (including me until I dug into it).

https://mastodon.social/@hotdogsladies/112844103472095927

A friend of mine, who's a lead developer on a major app that I’m absolutely sure you’ve heard of (and have probably used) was asked a question last night that pissed both of us off:

“Do you work in design or HR?”

This friend is a woman. This woman is at WWDC. This woman has coding chops that could kick your ass.

Do not make assumptions about _anyone_ at a conference.

When you do, you look like a dumbass.

Slop is going mainstream.

JUST SAW A RUMOR THEIR GONNA CALL SIRI AL NOW

I’m calling it now: the slop feedback loop is going to ruin the Internet.

Look at the second toot in this thread: Google’s AI Assistant got the gasoline recipe from AI generated content.

We’re playing the shittiest game of telephone ever.
https://mastodon.social/@JoeUchill/112493317168967705

Remember when I said you wouldn’t be able to test your web products on alternate browsers in Europe?

Well guess what? You can’t see this Apple bug/feature outside of Europe either.

https://www.macrumors.com/2024/02/08/ios-17-4-nerfs-web-apps-in-the-eu/

@Gargron Is there a way to search just my own toots?

“from: chockenberry" shows replies to me, not the things I originally said.

I'm forgetful in my old age, and this is definitely something I need 😉