@ColinTheMathmo send a dog in, they would want to leave quite quickly

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What's wrong with a travelling squirrel?

@ColinTheMathmo The squirrels did nothing wrong. Whoever cancelled the train made a very poor decision, and hassled hundreds of people for no reason.

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@ColinTheMathmo well done. If I were a squirrel I wouldn't leave either

@ColinTheMathmo Looks like a North American Eastern Grey squirrel. An invasive species in the UK. They can be quite bold and obnoxious.

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"none of this had to happen if they'd just paid us the small bribe in popcorn!" -- extortionist squirrels who are coming for all your trains!

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@ColinTheMathmo Felt like they'd be grey squirrels, they're very aggro.

@ColinTheMathmo Sounds like they were cousins of my backyard squirrel, Earl Grey! Very naughty! 😅😅😅

@ColinTheMathmo And now he's missed his plane!!! 🙄

@ColinTheMathmo lil' Rosa just wanted a ride back to the Park

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@ColinTheMathmo I stood there in the aisle and firmly requested, "Tickets, please." And when they did not show them, I moved on to, "I'm terribly sorry, but if you have no tickets, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to exit the train onto the platform." And they just waved their bushy tails at me, and carried on as if I weren't nothing. Rude. Fifteen years conducting, and never met any Brit so disrespectful of my authority. Of course we stopped the train.